Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Martyspace

C'mon and add Marty as a friend! Visit Martyspace on Myspace and join the Marty Party!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

No relation

But, to quote Seinfeld, "Not that there's anything wrong with that."





Monday, October 22, 2007

Campaign Store Opens!

Attention Team Mondo Basso!

We have "Bass for President" t-shirts, buttons, and mugs!

Visit the Marty Bass for President Campaign Store!

New Yard Sign


Sunday, October 21, 2007

Colbert: Johnny-come-lately

Oh, sure, the national pick up this story! Colbert for President: Is He Kidding?

Colbert is nothing more than a "Johnny-come-lately" candidate. And, get this, he only wants to run in South Carolina! No offense to South Carolina (because we love playing golf at Myrtle Beach, same as the next guy), but running in one state isn't going to cut the mustard.

No sir! The American people need a candidate that can run in every state! Ladies and gentlemen: that man is Marty Bass!

Saturday, October 20, 2007

"The Bald Symbol of First Warning Weather"

As part of local public radio station WYPR's Stoop Storytelling series last year, Marty addressed an important piece of Baltimore folklore... what happened to his toupee?


Marty describes his toupee's retirement

We can now reveal that the toupee is living peacefully in Boca Raton, Florida, where all other Northwest Baltimore hair pieces go to retire.


The Florida vote is important to any Presidential campaign - and we would like to take this opportunity to announce that Marty's toupee (Mr. Whiggy) will be working as our campaign director for the sunshine state.

Media Endorsements

Mark Ondayko, co-host of Baltimore's favorite morning radio show, KMS on HFS, emails the campaign to say "Sign me up!"


A group of voters we hope to bribe with federal appointments

Thanks, Mark! There'll be a nice well paid consultancy at the FCC for you when Marty is elected.