Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Colbert is nothing more than a "Johnny-come-lately" candidate. And, get this, he only wants to run in South Carolina! No offense to South Carolina (because we love playing golf at Myrtle Beach, same as the next guy), but running in one state isn't going to cut the mustard.
No sir! The American people need a candidate that can run in every state! Ladies and gentlemen: that man is Marty Bass!
Saturday, October 20, 2007
Marty describes his toupee's retirement
We can now reveal that the toupee is living peacefully in Boca Raton, Florida, where all other Northwest Baltimore hair pieces go to retire.
The Florida vote is important to any Presidential campaign - and we would like to take this opportunity to announce that Marty's toupee (Mr. Whiggy) will be working as our campaign director for the sunshine state.
A group of voters we hope to bribe with federal appointments
Thanks, Mark! There'll be a nice well paid consultancy at the FCC for you when Marty is elected.