Saturday, October 20, 2007

"The Bald Symbol of First Warning Weather"

As part of local public radio station WYPR's Stoop Storytelling series last year, Marty addressed an important piece of Baltimore folklore... what happened to his toupee?


Marty describes his toupee's retirement

We can now reveal that the toupee is living peacefully in Boca Raton, Florida, where all other Northwest Baltimore hair pieces go to retire.


The Florida vote is important to any Presidential campaign - and we would like to take this opportunity to announce that Marty's toupee (Mr. Whiggy) will be working as our campaign director for the sunshine state.

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