Oh, sure, the national pick up this story! Colbert for President: Is He Kidding?
Colbert is nothing more than a "Johnny-come-lately" candidate. And, get this, he only wants to run in South Carolina! No offense to South Carolina (because we love playing golf at Myrtle Beach, same as the next guy), but running in one state isn't going to cut the mustard.
No sir! The American people need a candidate that can run in every state! Ladies and gentlemen: that man is Marty Bass!